Monday, October 31, 2011

When Hell freezes over?

Sorry for the delay and the lack of a topic today -- I've been out running from hardware store to hardware store trying to find the ever elusive power generator, or failing that -- a portable heater that DOESN'T require electricity... I might as well have been looking for unicorns.

The heater I finally ended up buying blows flames out the sides like a hobos wet dream, it blows HOT, but it's just too much for what I want; and of course the second I got it together and ready to fire up the power comes back on and now I don't need this propane monstrosity.

I was thinking today maybe the Mayans were right about the end of the world coming: Earthquakes, Hurricanes Tornadoes, Blizzards, Floods... but then again, if they could predict the future, their empire would still be in power -- wouldn't it?

You don't hear much chiming in from the Mayan front thee days do you?

Saturday, October 29, 2011

Saturday Morning Cartoons: Birdman, The Mighty Thor, and the Green Machine

Birdman Episode 5 -Birdman (with his trusty 'Avenger,' of course) Versus Cumulus, the Storm King

The Mighty Thor -- "Enter Hercules" My favorite line: "Even the heavens do quiver and shake in celestial indignation!

Intermission

and now on to Thor's exciting conclusion!

Friday, October 28, 2011

Registering as Republican?

ok ... Here's the deal.

Since I was a wee lad, I've always felt I had what might be called liberal views; legalization of drugs, less taxes for the middle class, basically I felt (and still feel) the government's role should be to protect me from murderers, put out fires, do what it can to stop fraud and bad business practices, and maybe break up a monopoly or two so that there is room for healthy competition amongst people trying to make a life for themselves.

Examining this further and it looks like I am interested in limited (conservative) government.

But...

and this is the big but... (why does everyone always have a big butt?)

I have to disagree with a LOT of the so called conservatives (neo cons) out there who are in the business of getting in other people's business.

Why would anyone try and legislate morality? Has that EVER worked ? Maybe in countries where a serious caning followed by a good ol' village stoning of the neighborhood girl who was out walking with someone who wasn't her husband. Is that what we are trying to become? Maybe we should bring back the witch trials -- they had quite the effect on the undesirables, and they kept the riffraff in line. No one would do anything construed as bad and that's what makes the neo cons content.

Don't get too educated on issues -- but just be smart enough to perform a trade or menial labor task on an assembly line without rocking the boat and you will be 'their kinda guy'.

Unfortunately, I like to think. I don't think anyone should tell me ANYTHING about how to live, what I SHOULD be doing or more importantly: what I am NOT ALLOWED to do.

I 'll wait till another day to expound my views on abortion and medicare and the federal income tax, I just wanted to get the ball rolling since the primaries are coming up and we ALL should educate ourselves on these issues and not just follow the herd like we are watching Monday Night Football and betting on OUR team to win.

Thursday, October 27, 2011

Guitar ... Villain?

Yes, I know the title for this post stinks but I'm tired. Anyway, I have a lot of friends who still love this game or the other equivalent -- Rock Band... These games are interesting to me in that people COULD be actually learning how to make music themselves by ACTUALLY PLAYING the songs they are emulating. The truth is, a LOT of songs that are in these games are not all that difficult to perform in REAL LIFE. In fact you can make stuff up as you go (improvise) which is something your simply CAN'T do in any games (other than that crappy Wii game that seems about as hokey as can be). So the bottom line is -- you spend hours learning how to use a controller which never gets you any closer to making music other than clicking buttons in time with music being played FOR you.
If I wanted to do that I can always just bang a book against my head in rhythm with the radio.
All that said, people are usually just looking for something to do when they have a few friends hanging out... In the OLD days they would form a REAL band and start out pretty terrible and hopefully progress to a point they could be proud of... Maybe even make something completely unique to them. Ahh the good ol' days. --------------------------------------------------- Of course I MIGHT be wrong ... If I thought for a second that THIS was the average 'Guitar HERO' I would totally give up playing and be first in line to be a button clicker too.

Wednesday, October 26, 2011

Intention Vs Execution

Music makers out there ...

Not just producers -- although they also have moments when the following chain of questions and logic might pertain to them as well...

Those who play instruments or use machines to 'perform' with -- not just a 'programmed' type performance, but one which relies on moment by moment creation of sound.

A question that comes up for every one who improvises with their instrument is this... Where should the emphasis be, on execution ? or the intention behind what you are trying to say.

There are arguments for both.

I am definitely on the side of intention a lot more than execution. TRYING to go for something and not necessarily making it as glossy shiny and perfect as it COULD be is more honest to me than getting every note correct and having things sound sterile meaningless and inhuman.

Let me be perfectly clear here though -- that doesnt't mean that playing something technically correct is a negative -- but I prefer to hear Hendrix or Jimmy Page go for something that was beyond their technical ability yet they still ripped into it and took things where their ability allowed them to go. Zappa was another example -- he kept going with solos much farther than even I would have in my guitar hey day (which is saying a lot.)

I like Steve Vai. I like Joe Satriani, and there are LOTS of others who mesh intention AND execution into a beautiful thing... These guys are a pleasure to listen to and I like when they push THEMSELVES -- not just technically -- but in going for something that is veritably different sounding and challenging to play. It really is the freakin' cats' pajamas.

I live for that stuff.

The question is: where do YOU stand on intention and execution and that comes down to WHO you ARE as a music maker.

Tuesday, October 25, 2011

Hi there... Welcome to Hell

There are many different names that mankind has given to 'eternal damnation' throughout the ages ... one of them being ... 'eternal damnation.'

Others include but are not limited to:

  • Erebus 
  • Hades 
  • Acheron 
  • Tartarus 
  • Gehenna 
  • Tophet 
  • Abaddon
  • Pandemonium 
  • Sheol 
  • Avernus 
  • infernal regions 
  • The Abyss (Cheesy movie with 'ok' special effects for the time)
  • abode of the damned 
  • lower world
  • nether regions (One of my favorie names.) 
  • bottomless pit 
  • The inferno
  • the Antares Maelstrom
  • Round Perdition's flames
  • KHAAAAN!
  • And the classic go-to word -- Hell  
Most of these, if not ALL of them are band names as well -- I can just imagine the 15 to mid-twenty somethings going through their parent's copies of Roget's thesaurus thinking 'this will be soo cool -- what's cooler than naming our band another word for hell? we'll be sooo original -- we'll get signed for sure!'

--You cornballs know who you are.

The sad thing is they probably WILL get signed because that's about as deep/interesting as most labels allow their bands to be...but ... I digress.

The truth be told, today I experienced my own little piece o' hell today and that is the reason for this little broadcast right now. This morning I was forced to be within constant earshot of a girl who is probably about 19 - 20 years of age... Now hang on! we haven't gotten to the 'hell' part yet, in fact, if you were to ask me yesterday if I would like to see a 19 - 20 year old girl who was at LEAST a 7.5 on the sliding scale of attractiveness I would've said SURE,

Why not?

How could that possibly be a BAD thing?

As it turns out, today I found that answer.

Being stuck next to most people in close quarters can be a miniature eternity for me. Now try and imagine 5 solid hours of hearing phone call after phone call about 'relationship' after 'relationship,' and after being 'saved' after each call ends: before the sigh of relief can come...another phone ring and it all begins again. 

I did learn a lot about this girl, and what I DON'T want MY little girls to be like.

If they never ask about someone's 'BOO,' if they never have more then 5 calls in a row from different people to 'counsel'-- all relating to the SAME break-up, & if they stay off the pole then I think I can go to my grave knowing I've done my job.

*NOTE* that under labels for this broadcast I put my album title -- "This World of Idiots" and you might be wondering why... well it is people like this girl (and ALL of us really) who DO, have done or WILL do something so utterly stupid that we amaze ourselves that the human race has survived as long as it has.

That's who this album is dedicated to.

All for now.

Monday, October 24, 2011

Zwölftonwerbung - Twelve tone commercial

EXTREMELY FUNNY STUFF! FOR COMPOSERS/MUSICIANS ESPECIALLY.

SORRY FOR ALL CAPS I JUST BUSTED MY CAPSLOCK...

grunt...
ahh
jeezus
...dam ...
ahh ...
click.
Ok.
fixed it.

Saturday, October 22, 2011

Saturday Morning Cartoons: Hulk, Submariner, and Conjunction Junction.

This week is the "ever lovin' Hulk" vs a guy known only as ... "the Leader" who became .. "the leader," because of his own carelessness. You gotta love the classic Marvel stories.

Hulk Episode 7

Commercial Break

Prince Namor The Submariner Intro -- I have to state for the record that I thought the music for this was a little fruity even back when I was a alittle guy -- although I didnt know what 'fruity' meant at the time.

Prince Namor

Friday, October 21, 2011

Gadhafi and What SHOULD happen.

Good evening all.

I have to chime in on my thoughts about Moammar Gadhafi. I grew up knowing this guy's name, so it's not news to me that he was a class A nutjob. I saw an interview with him and Larry King and while Larry King does as good a job interviewing him as he did -- the guy was obviously 'off' on many levels.

He was also butt ugly.

In fact the closest celebrity that comes close to approximating his 'look' (If you can call it that) might be leatherface from the Texas Chainsaw Massacre movies.

Here in the US the only thing on constant rotation on TV right now is the video of him dying, and footage of his carcass 'on ice.' Not very family friendly and I don't know exactly what it is we as a nation have to gain from watching the final moments of a well documented a$$ expire over and over again.

It goes back to my theory that humanity hasn't really advanced much socially since ancient Rome. We have a collective bloodlust/ curiosity that we have been unable to ween ourselves from despite our best intentions.

But I digress...

I 'get' the fact that he was a 'bad guy' and I agree that its a good thing that he was taken out of power, even though I am pretty sure that we are probably going to get another megalomaniac in charge of the mess over there, which 'might or might not' be theocratic in nature which (as history shows) won't be exactly what we (as Americans) would dream up as the "ideal national system."

Another aspect of this new media buzz that rubs me wrong is the way we are almost taking credit for it;

Now it's never directly SAID that way, but it IS implied in a lot of ways

All this is followed by President Obama making his declaration that the war in Iraq is over-- almost the same day that this 'news' hits the fan.

All a little convenient.

Anyway, I truly hope that this news does portend the USA bringing a lot more guys home and closing lots of military bases overseas and getting on with letting people sort out their own problems.

Thursday, October 20, 2011

The Planets - Gustav Holst - Op.32 Neptune, the Mystic

Here we are at the last one on Gustav's Special day! Actually I made the whole thing upabout Gustav having a 'day' but I think every composer SHOULD have their own day -- these guys make the music that moves us and they get almost no recognition for it. (Other than the rare few who are film scorers to the stars -- and unless you are John Williams, Danny Elfman or Howard Shore that ain't you!)

And now the finle movement of ..... "The Planets."

The Planets - Gustav Holst - Op.32 Uranus, the Magician

The Planets - Gustav Holst - Op.32 Saturn

Gustav Holst - The Planets Op.32 Saturn

The Planets - Gustav Holst - Op.32 Jupiter

The Planets - Gustav Holst -- Mars Bringer of War

Nice piece that was obviously a huge influence on John Williams soundtrack work, you can hear bits of the ideas for Superman's Theme and of course the Imperial March.

Not quite Wagner but strong stuff.

The Planets - Gustav Holst - Op. 32 Venus, the Bringer of Peace (E. Ormandy)

Op. 32 Venus, the Bringer of Peace (E. Ormandy)

The Planets - Gustav Holst - Op.32 Mercury, the Winged Messeng

Today is international "Gustav Holst Day!" the day that everyone far and wide brings out their favorite version of "The Planets" and cranks it up as loud as possible -- I don't want to shortchange our good friend Gustav so I am going to put up ALL of the movements throughout the day so you all have something to listen to. This first one is a good one. You have to be in a certain mood for listening to this one in my opinion: Touches on some nice emotions, and it moves in a natural way: getting away from the 'play by the numbers' aspect that some classical music has.

Wednesday, October 19, 2011

Mother Theresa? WTF?

A guy had posted this to me through one of the 'social' sites -- not my usual fare but I thought it was pretty deep, so here, without further ado a nice pic and quote from someone I never imagined I would be quoting (don't get scared: I'm not getting religious or anything.. I just like the message)

"May today there be peace within. May you trust that you are exactly where you are meant to be. May you not forget the infinite possibilities that are born of faith in yourself and others. May you use the gifts that you have received, and pass on the love that has been given to you. May you be content with yourself just the way you are. Let this knowledge settle into your bones, and allow your soul the FREEDOM to sing, dance, praise and love. It is there for each and every one of us." ~Mother Theresa♥

Another one that I liked a lot: A little more direct though...

For when we need a boot in the a$$.

(And we ALL need a boot in the a$$ sometimes.)

Tuesday, October 18, 2011

BIG Update -- My album, what's new, and what's for dinner.

A 'quick' update on what's happening these days...

Well my album is coming together day by day, far too much variety for a major (or probably indie) label here. Just the other day I was saying to myself that my life would be so much easier if I wasn't so 'all over the place,' musically speaking.

Let's put it this way...

Imagine you are in one of those old Humphrey Bogart movies sitting in the old smokey gin joint, there's a piano playing and that morphs over to something with orchestra and some interesting mellotron type sounds with a nice and hefty drum groove.

That's one track, (in progress)

Another one is a rock song based around a typical 3 piece (Guitar Bass Drums) and might be reminiscent of old school ACDC (without the screaming vocals -- I AM Dr. Schizoid after all) for a bit then the 'progressive' comes out; I don't think of progressive in the 70s incredibly super long song sense of the word -- a rock song to me should pretty much get to the point early on and there SHOULD be guitar solos that DO something... To ME progressive rock means anything that sounds 'interesting', a bit left of center, and probably has odd timings and melody lines that are more intricate and tight than your standard rock songs, but I digress.

Another tune will be electronically generated sounds which I like because of their timbres and un-natural nature. I tend to like a deep bass that you can FEEL in your gut and a resonating bass drum. Not your standard faire here though, very unusual & scary stuff.

You can hear a few short cuts off a couple of the tunes on the album here.

All of the songs on this effort are generally designed to be played at mid-high to high volumes on a decent home theater or at LEAST a home stereo with decent separation to appreciate panning effects and overdrive the speakers a bit-- hopefully we'll push the air around with a sub-woofer (if you have one) stuff like that...headphones work well too, and in my car stereo the preliminary mixes sound great.

Of course you *might* hate one or two songs, after all, I don't expect everyone to like ALL of the tunes but there really is something for everyone here and I think that if you listen with an open mind those tunes you swore you 'hated' might eventually grow on you.

One final note about 'This World Of Idiots,' all of the songs CAN be played separately and understood as 'songs' but it really is a concept album in that they all FIT in the order they will be on the album -- there might be a few variations that work, but you won't be getting the whole picture as it was intended...
Just a heads up.

Ultimately everyone is going to do whatever the hell they want to do anyway, aren't you? And that is just how nature intended.

Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law. -- Aleister Crowley
As for what's for dinner...

And to think I WAS a vegetarian.

P.S. If any of you want to help fund this 'sonic exploration' feel free to Preorder the download and or CD and help an artist out -- you can be PART of the process and you'll feel glad about yourself,and why SHOULDN'T you feel good about yourself? :)

Monday, October 17, 2011

What the hell IS that?

My profile pic -- it's the BUZZ of the interweb...I have gotten quite a few queries about it since I first posted it, among the most FAQ are...
  1. What is that a pic of?
  2. Who took that pic?
  3. Where was that pic taken?
  4. What is that background in ... the background?
  5. Why did you take that picture? 
  6. And How can I wear that picture on my person so I can show my love for all things Schizoid? 
& the answers ARE:
  1. Dulce De Leche Haagen Daaz Ice Cream
  2. I, Dr. Schizoid saw my OWN face looking back at me from said freshly opened Dulce De Leche Haagen Daaz Ice Cream.
  3. In my Dining room / Living room (I had an open floor plan which was quite nice actually, there was also a nice little Ficus  Tree nearby that accented the 'Earthy tones' of the room. Incidentally that tree is known as a 'Happicus Ficusis' or 'Happy the Ficus' Tree. ... but I digress.
  4. The Background: A pizza Box that once contained some of the finest pizza in the Northeast US. Now it sits in a landfill somewhere wondering what it did wrong.
  5. I wanted to immortalize a vision found in Ice cream-- it was too perfect to just pass by without memorializing, as I am sure you would agree..
  6. Right now I am on the lookout for buttons, mugs and shirts that will commemorate that magical event in a manner fitting of something as special as a face looking out from Ice cream at an inexpensive cost. These items will be among the products/giveaways I will be having in the coming months. 

There you have it! ... the MYSTERY REVEALED!


See you next time.

Sunday, October 16, 2011

Saturday Morning Cartoons!

I used to like watching cartoons on Saturdays as a kid so I'm putting up Saturday morning cartoon reruns that might be from before I was born, but I remember watching these old shows back in the day. I'm going to try and put a few of them up every Saturday and we'll see how it goes.

Part I The Menace of Mysterio

Commercial Break -- I HAD this one as a kid -- I stabbed it with a small flagpole thing and made the goo come out ... thinking back I was a bit of an idiot. Live and learn.

Part II The Menace of Mysterio
Time for breakfast.

Saturday, October 15, 2011

Mike Keneally on Guitar - Bryan Beller on Bass

These guys are musical giants... Hearing them play off each other is like riding a wave with these guys, you never really know where they are taking you but its usually a pretty fun ride.

Acoustic version of Beautiful The first context I saw Mike playing in was off the Zappa'a Universe DVD/CD this solo struck me as having some serious soul for a 'technical' player... Still love it.

To see a 1988 full song version with Frank's band check THIS link out.

And we'll wrap up this little post with a more recent release... Did someone say massage with release? No? well anyway this is a funky groovy number to round things out for the weekend.

Friday, October 14, 2011

Dexter S6

I like to wait til the end then watch them all in like 2 or 3 days -- this season I don't know if I have the will power to do that.

It's close to Halloween so it's relevant (My Blog = My 'Rules')

Dexter Trailer Season 6

Thursday, October 13, 2011

200 Motels Full Movie

Just what the title says Frank Zappa's 200 Motels movie... I'm sure it won't be available forever so watch NOW!

* Anyone who isn't familiar with Frank's work -- there is bit of adult language and 'blue' humor so if that isn't your cup of tea, you should probably just move on.

Enjoy!

Wednesday, October 12, 2011

Great Frank Zappa Interview

Hey guys and girls, I got back a day late and work was in shambles when I got back so it's a late post. It might be a couple days before I get back on schedule.

Here's a long interview Frank gave that has some great insight mixed with lots of funny bits. Some strong language is in this, so if that bothers you -- don't listen.

Frank talks about his upcoming release, his opinion on the synclavier and how he uses it to compose music . He talks with Charles Amirkhanian about his music and there is a small read done by Calvin the editor of the Pink Section of the San Francisco Chronicle about a small puppet show play written by Frank called "Fransesco" from 39.03 mins.

This event took place in 1984.

Friday, October 7, 2011

New Hampshire on the horizon...

Nothing too interesting for you all -- I am just taking a few days vacation to go to New Hampshire. Woohoo! I am going to see what's beautiful up in the northern territory before everything drops to below -15 degrees Fahrenheit (that's -26.11111111111111 for my Celsius/metric friends) and turns to pure ice and snow for the next 6 or 7 months. Here's a pic from the last trip I took up there.

That moose was freaking huge!

I'm pretty sure that if you hit one of those monsters in your car he'll just shrug and walk it off.

Underrated animals, the moose. But I digress...

It's the best place in the world to visit, but you always have in the back of your mind that you are only minutes away from Maine -- where Stephen King set almost all his stories, and it FEELS that way... very small town U.S.A. ... isolated... Like you are cut off from the world somehow, don't get me wrong, it's liberating, yet you always have that 'Hills Have Eyes' feeling when you're driving at night with almost NO street lights through the entire state.

What better way to spend a few days in October?

Hopefully I'll catch some music while I'm up there -- they always have great tunes with even better lobster and clam chowder. I didn't want anyone worrying about me and calling the cops to report me as missing or anything. I'll be back on Tuesday and I'm sure I'll find SOMEthing interesting for your viewing pleasure then... but until then I am gonna be *gasp* unplugged!

Have a great weekend everyone!

Thursday, October 6, 2011

Sculpture stuff that's just totally bitchin'

In an effort to get everyone into the halloween spirit as it were, here is some sick sculpture stuff that's just totally bitchin' by Jordu Schell. http://www.schellstudio.com/

Wednesday, October 5, 2011

Varese

Its been a while since I put up any 'serious' music up here so if you haven't listened to this guy yet you should... Ionisation -- one of my favorites -- its very stream of consciousness , and really natural sounding. Maybe not for everyone ... yet. Another 200 years though and I imagine a lot more music will be like this -- we are heading there, he was just light years ahead of his time. Love you Edgard.

Tuesday, October 4, 2011

Nimoy (Spock) also rocks.

Due to popular demand I had to share this little bit of happiness, why should I post ONLY music from the irrepresible captain when his first officer is just as musically talented.

Let me be truthful for a moment here...

I love you guys.

enjoy.

Bilbo Baggins

This one is really pretty good, it fits his voice well. If I was him I'd be proud of it -- ahh .. if I was Nimoy ... a guy can dream right?

If I was a Carpenter.

Cotton Candy. and finally, the cheesiness rivals Bilbo-- I don't know which is better. So here you have -- Highly Illogical.

Monday, October 3, 2011

Shatner Rocks

NEW MATERIAL from the one and only. This time its behind the scenes footage of him recording his latest epic album. I also found this behind the scenes that was pretty funny -- you have to go to another site to see in its entirety though.

Sunday, October 2, 2011

I try

What do I try ?

Everything I f'ing can.

Life is too short to let it slip away, that being said I try not to waste my time on lots of the minutiae that clogs up lives like cholesterol clogs arteries. My most recent attempt at 'something' was to make this blog a success by pumping out post after post of things that probably only I find interesting, it is difficult to narrow my focus down so you can count on a certain type of content ie - music or geek stuff or inspirational or politics or tutorials or whatever... it makes for a pretty wide view of things: the only constant being, me; the good Doctor Schizoid.

Now here we are after a month of broadcasts and I don't see as much movement in the readership as I would like, the regulars (you know who you are) are lurking out there but other than that I have no really solid idea what works best and what isn't playing so well,

If I get enough interest in this next month I will get things going with some giveaways and 'fan' (read as friend) appreciation gifts so lets get the ball rolling already!

I sincerely appreciate all you guys and girls who take the time out of your day to peruse my little stream of consciousness everyday. It makes it all worthwhile to know that somebody is getting a little entertainment out of it.

I'm like a cross between a court jester, a wandering minstrel and that strange neighbor who is always tinkering in his garage-- all rolled up in one happy Broadcast for your enjoyment!

Anyway, Thanks again..

You Rock!

Saturday, October 1, 2011

No one's changing ANYthing!

Typical day... I get home and I am greeted by people telling me how wrong I am and how I should change this, change that and of course change the other.

The fact is this kiddies, I have no intention of ever changing, or even appearing to change anything about me or the way I do things. Its one of my most endearing qualities, and if you have a problem with the way I do things I gladly and most pleasantly say to you -- there's the door.

I sincerely hope you all feel the same, as I can respect people's differences and we are all as perfect as we believe we are.

A F'ing Men.

End of rant.

Thanks for letting me vent with you all for a minute.